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Ken Russell leaves Celebrity Big Brother

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

Ach, good while it lasted. Haven’t watched the live feed today yet but from the chatter on the BB forums sounds like the combination of introduction of Jackiey (Jade’s mum) and the servants task is causing havoc in the house and more celebs are wanting to leave. Still there’s one advantage the early leavers from the BB house have and that is they are out and free to take part in all the spin-off shows radio and TV segments so ironically they might get a wee bit more of the telly spotlight to themselves rather than have to tag along under the shadow of the winner at the end.

Film Four screened “Women in Love” again the other night. I forgot that there’s a sequence where Glenda Jackson dances among a pack of Highland Coos. Ye canny make it up.

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Bet on Ken Russell. Someone has to

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

Well better put my money where my mouth is. Bless him but grand-père terrible Ken Russell has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning Celebrity Big Brother but I’m still putting a bet on him to win…as snowballs go 20-1 makes pretty good fantasy odds :-)

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Ken Russell…you old devil! Celebrity Big Brother - genius in the house

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

With all the ’spoilers’ in the Sunday press about who’s going to be in the Celebrity Big Brother house I wasn’t particularly looking forward to this year. However they were wrong about several and to my great delight one of my all time heros, film director Ken Russell is in the house. Ya beauty! He’s a one-off original. I was wondering what he was up to these days as he doesn’t seem to be making episodes for the South Bank show each year like he used to. Last time I heard about him he was filming some schlocky low-budget film with a hand-held video for the internet, seemed to involve naked nuns (old habits die hard). He’s almost 80 you know. Camp as Christmas but with an eye for the ladies.
Sad that practically none of the other housemates seemed to know who he is. He’s a quite unique artist who brings the full earthiness of life and passion, flesh and blood into his films. He spent time in the sixties working for Huw Weldon on arty documentaries of composers that broke new ground and breathed new life into biographic film. And so many films with music at the core or with sumptuous soundtracks Tommy, Mahler, Aria and plenty of pop/operatic videos. So many films full-stop. Plenty of box office turkeys in latter years but for sheer bloody inventiveness always worth watching.

In the dark days of British cinema with folk whinging about lack of money he got off his bahookey and assembled a crew and shot many films around the Lake District, no matter what country they were supposed to be set in :-) Yes they were cheap but you couldn’t fault the wild imagination. Glasgow, as far as I’m aware, still holds the dubious distinction of being a city that still bans his film “The Devils” from being screened in cinemas (for fear of igniting a religion-fueled backlash from Catholics) but strangely allows it sold in video/DVD. Watching “the devils” on video for the first time was amazing, if you can push past all the sensationalism about the sexual scenes and concentrate on the story there’s really a rather moving morality tale in there contrasting the true believers as flawed individuals with the outwardly pious but privately corrupt religious authorities, and with such startling production design from the late Derek Jarman - it looks absolutely stunning visually.

I really urge you to seek out a copy of Ken’s autobiography “A British Picture”, it is hilarious, especially his various colourful and hair-raising adventures with Oliver Reed.

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What will X Factor winner Leona Lewis be doing this time next year?

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Listening to all the gushing predictions about Leona being the one who’ll ‘crack’ America and the global market, I can’t help thinking back to last year. Remember? Shayne Ward? He was going to be “The British answer to Justin Timberlake”, he burned brightly briefly then got throat problems and has been well out of the spotlight, in recent months though they are talking of a second album. If a week is a long time in politics then a year is an eternity in pop land, will he manage to get back into the market?

One of the guest boybands on the show had some sagely advice for Simon Cowell to say that he had a big responsibility to produce a good first album for Leona. Too true. Previous form has been to quickly punt out a CD to cash in on the first wave of publicity but the songs are usually largely bland and generic and not moulded to the talents of the winner. Will Young of Pop Idol fame went through the same curve but it was only by the second/third CDs that he really hit his stride.

It was a shame that in earlier rounds the Glaswegian Nikkita never really got given a meaty song that suited her soulful voice don’t think we ever got a chance to really see what she was capable of. Also think from a telly point of view it would have been a more interesting show if the group the Unconventionals hadn’t been booted out first week, they were certainly different.
I watched Leona’s progression it has to be said with a degree of sadness. She clearly has a natural talent but as the weeks went by you could see more and more vocal gymnastics being thrown into the mix, she has such a beautiful voice and really doesn’t need these gimmics. I hate the ghastly Americanisation going on where the audience will clap and cheer just because a singer sings a high note, is this competition now “Note Idol”. Low notes, soft notes count too not just the belters but these don’t seem to generate applause or appreciation. Whatever happened to lyrics, you know, communicating the emotion and meaning of the song, not just the notes? The more she went into this territory the less and less of the song was communicated. One of the strangest experiences was in a previous show watching her sing “Lady Marmalade”, pretty woman, cute as a button, note perfect but almost completely devoid of any sexiness, there seemed to be no connection between what was being sung and how it was performed, very strange. Ray her opponent was just about the polar opposite, he probably had one of the weakest singing voices but by Christ when he sang “My Way” you felt it was coming from the heart he meant every word and made you believe it. I’m sure Leona will win her share of fame and fortune and wish her well but to be a true diva takes more than good singing.

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X Factor Winner, Women on Top - Part IV

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Mini Mariah/Whitney sound-a-likey Leona Lewis has won the X Factor 2006 beating cheeky chappie Liverpudian Ray. In all the madness wish someone would thank the telly host Kate Thornton. She carries the main ITV show week by week all by herself and her consumate professionalism makes it all look so smooth. Simon Cowell looks like the cat that got the cream, both his acts were in the final so he couldn’t lose, probably Christmas No. 1, another cash cow for you Simon? Totally predictably right after Kate announced that the single was available for download, visit the site and get a “Service Unavailable” on the download link. These kind of sites always go down, that initial spike in traffic must be phenomenal as millions pile from TV to computer in a matter of minutes, a few minutes later get through but page minus graphics/low bandwidth version, bet the web devs are frantic right now to get back up to flog the download Update 22:56 and graphical version back Bravo! Well done Leona and Kate and web bods in the dungeons :-)

Update 23:13: on the post show on ITV2 Simon Cowell’s in the studio and just said “it’s the fastest download of all time - twenty thousand in five minutes”. £1.50 a throw, wow, if it kept up that astounding selling rate for a day it would be bringing in over 8.5million quid in sales, and that’s with no iTunes in sight.

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Women on Top - Part III

Sunday, December 10th, 2006

Well Zara Phillips, Princess Anne’s quine has just won the BBC Sports Personality of the Year for 3-day eventing. Takes after her mammy (winner 1971).

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The End of History

Monday, November 13th, 2006

OK, so who pulled the plug on David Starkey? There’s me, 9pm Channel 4, should have been his “Monarchy” series and Charles II…instead nothing, no really, nothing. Black screen, nada, nuthin. All the other channels are OK just not channel 4. And the irony is that the next programme in the 4 schedule is called “Without a Trace”. Quite.

See what happens when you try to go highbrow on the telly? There’s no monarchy? Maybe the anarchists have taken over. Quick send for Helen Mirren we need another queen to tide us over during the blackout. Ach well, just have to flick the lowbrow switch and watch “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” then and the scary creature in the jungle but enough of David Gest.

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Helen Mirren Rules! Queen of the screen, Bond, the male gaze and women on top.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Weekend telly went from the ridiculous to the sublime from trashy X Factor to Jane Tennison bowing out from our screens after 7 series of Prime Suspect. Where to begin? Venice I think. It all began with Bond, James Bond.

More than a few things this weekend made me reflect on the way women are portrayed on screen. Flicking through the channels between the X Factor I caught the opening few minutes of From Russia with Love with Shir Sean Connery. I would love to hear a Camile Paglia analysis of this film, it’s a riot. East meets West. Now this was one of the earliest Bonds but all the trademark title sequence is a blast. You know the drill. Some scantily clad women gyrate in various “arty” shapes in the background while the title credits are superimposed. This one’s maybe more entertaining than most because the said gyrator happens to be a belly dancer. I couldn’t help laughing. But I had to think, what was it that was making me laugh? Maybe the first thought was “this is the kind of thing that radical feminists protest against, women potrayed as sex objects”. Literally pieces of a women displayed, portion at a time, bit o belly here, bit of thigh there - like joints of meat at the butchers. But there’s something about luminous neon lettering hovering over the belly button of a belly dancer in motion that is nothing short of a joy to behold. No one would know who was being credited in the film your attention is entirely behind what’s on front of the screen, quite mesmerising. Who’s got the power?

Again later in the film we are introduced to the deliciously villaneous and wacky Rosa Klebb played by Lotte Lenye - she’s the one that goes on to attempt the hilarious spikey shoes assassination. The women in the film are either toys or they’re organisers. Klebb clearly has a great deal of power allocating agents to different tasks. It’s difficult to remember that this was the early sixties, women by and large didn’t have jobs telling other people what to do. This would be a function of the Russian connection with the communist gender equality placing Rosa where there’d normally be a man in a Western scenario. She tells her spy in no uncertain terms to use her feminine charms to seduce Bond. Back at Bond HQ, what about poor Miss Moneypenny, played by the delightful Lois Maxwell? All that flirting and what’s she got to show for it? Bond can jet set anywhere in the world but he canny go anywhere until Moneypenny sorts out his plane tickets for him. Who’s got the power?

The ‘toy’ women are almost biblical in the way they’re portrayed as the seductive Eve’s luring the hapless males into temptation. The men can never resist them. There are some supporting characters in sultry Turkey. In one scene we’re treated to that staple of film analysis “The Male Gaze” but in an interesting spin by Terrence Young the director it’s a three-way gaze. A woman is sprawled seductively over a bed, fully clothed, the camera and us are looking at her, she in turn is looking longingly towards her partner, her partner is ignoring this vision of loveliness and is in a chair working, if it was a contemporary film he’d probably be tapping away on a laptop, she again the Eve tempts him away from work and into her arms. Then of course a bomb goes off, as it does :-)

Bond is lounging with yet another lovely in a punt. Bond gets the phone call to leave. Lovely, (can you spot a pattern here), persuades Bond to stay longer for more canoodling, he can’t resist. Who’s got the power? Anyway what about today?

Some cheap, quasi-hokum of a paranormal drama called “afterlife” was on after X-Factor I wasn’t really watching it but midway A young couple tear each others clothes off, no preamble, no seduction. Not to put too fine a point we (The Male Gaze) again are given bare bum and breasts - her only of course, this is only a few minutes past the notional “watershed” for adult content and is scheduled right next to one of the most popular shows with lots of kids watching. Completely gratuitous and unneccessary. Over forty years after Bond film ’sexism’ and this is what we have to show for it? Nubile young actresses are still getting their bits out for the boys on screen, only difference now is it’s explicit. It’s not “suggestive” it’s “in your face”. Is this progress?

Leaving this crass nonsense behind. I have to say that I thought the last episode of Prime Suspect was quite simply one of the best pieces of television I’ve ever seen. Best part of four hours but not a single wasted moment, not one line of script that didn’t speak beyond mere words. Pure Class and a top notch production. AA Gill nailed it in the Sunday Times when he wrote “As a collection, it’s been brilliantly sustained, and this is mostly down to Helen Mirren’s performance. Her heroic decline into the bottle and loneliness is Shakespearian, except that Shakespeare never wrote parts this meatily tragic for women.”. There was an important role too for Scot Katy Murphy (Miss Toner - Tutti Frutti) and screen husband as the distraught parents of a murdered child. Such great support acting all round including the youngsters. I wont spoil the plot for anyone still to watch but the focus is very much back on Jane herself as much as the case she is running. Although the script was great there was so much that wasn’t spoken but conveyed in looks, in panning round empty rooms where in previous series Jane would have been having flings with colleagues, now emptiness all around and her struggles to reach out and sustain any kind of a human relationship with all the bridges she’s burnt over the years as a hard-boiled copper. Has it been worth it? The forfeiting of kids for a career are conveyed tenderly but painfully and oh so very powerfully. This is pure majesterial televisual power.

We should rightly celebrate Helen Mirren who seems to be cornering the market in senior women in power and is starting to usurp the blessed Dame Judy Dench as the nation’s favourite Dame. Now you have to acknowledge the arc of her career. Royal Shakespeare Company but thirty years ago in TV/Film she would just as likely have been the fleshy presence in that ghastly afterlife show. She wasn’t shy of stripping off even the last episode had a shower scene but decency prevailed. The art films of Peter Greenaway, the haunting and tender “Cal” where she has a relationship with her husband’s murderer. The two Elizabeths in quick succession and seven stages of Jane Tennison spread across several years. Tennison is what would be the equivalent of King Lear on the stage for a man. Will we see her likes again? With Prime Suspect we also shouldn’t neglect to acknowledge Linda La Plante, Jane was her creation, the original script writer who helped give the first series such an impact when it hit our screens. Again all those years ago it was a novelty for a woman boss and in the tough, macho world of the police force. Helen gave Tennison life, flesh and blood. In a sense I’m glad Prime Suspect has finished when it is at the pinacle of all that’s best in TV, where there’s so much trash, this was the best of all possible worlds. Don’t miss it.

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